Hey everyone, it is Brad, welcome to our recipe site. Today, I’m gonna show you how to make a special dish, exotic "blood stains in my underwear" caribbean fusion chili. One of my favorites food recipes. For mine, I’m gonna make it a bit unique. This is gonna smell and look delicious.
My father always had stains of blood in his underwear. Lots of things cause blood in your poop, and it's kinda important to see if it's black and old, or red and fresh. If it's a lot of blood, red and fresh, or if you eat any medicine that thins your blood, you should go see. "Hello, I have a big concern because last week I got my period (quite normal, I might add) and today I had blood stains in my underwear. My main question i have looking at them is, they're sewer pipes so I'm assuming these pipes are designed for liquid.
Exotic "Blood Stains in my Underwear" Caribbean Fusion Chili is one of the most favored of current trending foods on earth. It’s appreciated by millions daily. It’s simple, it is quick, it tastes delicious. They are nice and they look fantastic. Exotic "Blood Stains in my Underwear" Caribbean Fusion Chili is something that I’ve loved my entire life.
To get started with this recipe, we have to prepare a few components. You can have exotic "blood stains in my underwear" caribbean fusion chili using 24 ingredients and 11 steps. Here is how you cook it.
The ingredients needed to make Exotic "Blood Stains in my Underwear" Caribbean Fusion Chili:
- Take country style ribs deboned, and cut into 1 inch cubes
- Get honey 8 limes and 1 lemon. 2 oz chicken base
- Take lbs. Smoked pork neck bones
- Get peanut oil
- Get I pint of beer and 6 cloves of minced garlic
- Get roasted and finely ground cumin seeds
- Get flank steak cut into 1 inch cubes
- Take boned leg of lamb cut into 1 inch cubes
- Prepare Home made jerk seasoning wet rub to marinate the lamb
- Get Home made chili seasoning wet rub to marinate the flank steak
- Prepare chipotle, 10 pickled cherry peppers n 3 oz pork base pureed
- Make ready manzano peppers, 6 rehydrated ghost peppers, 10 habeneros
- Take Deseed the peppers
- Make ready Tomato flavored knorr base 2 oz. Beef flavored base knorr 2 oz
- Take scallions sliced leaving 3 inches of green tips to discard
- Prepare soaked, cooked and drained pigeon peas
- Take soaked cooked n drained kidney beans
- Prepare Garbanzo beans soaked, cooked n drained
- Take I bunch cilantro minced. Add as garnish
- Make ready I teaspoon allspice.5 teaspoon cinnamon
- Take I tablespoon ground roasted coriander
- Prepare I pound of minced bacon fried crispy
- Make ready 36-40 peeled shrimp
- Get mangoes diced, 3 cans diced tomatoes and 2 diced papayas
I like chipotle but every time I eat it I get blood stains in my underwear. My only guess as to why is because they're either massive idiots. It was one afternoon when I was playing with my mates in school when I realised some blood stains in my underwear. Because I did not know anything about menstruation, I was seriously traumatized".
Instructions to make Exotic "Blood Stains in my Underwear" Caribbean Fusion Chili:
- Jakaard all meats. Add the selected meats to their respective wet rubs. The chipotle and cherry pepper puree is the wet rub for the pork. Mix well! Make sure the meat is well coated with the respective wet rubs. Marinate for 2 days in freezer bags.
- Soak the dry beans for 24 hours, Cook thoroughly and rinse the beans then set them aside. Rinse any canned beans n set them aside.
- Dice the fruits manzano, habenero and rehydrated ghost chilies. Discard the seeds.
- After 48 hours of the meats' marination. Heat the peanut oil to 450 degrees in a huge pot. Drain n pat dry the cubed and marinated meats. Gently add, 1 piece at a time to the oil. Deep fry until the malliard effect has caramelized the meats. Strain off the oil and set on a raised draining rack to drain. Discard the used oil.
- In a big pot, put everything EXCEPT the cilantro and wet rubs in and simmer on low for 4 hours. Add more beer if necessary.
- Your kitchen should smell like a jamacain pub in an hour.
- Add all of your pureed, wet rubs together and heat in a separate pot until it boils for 5 minutes. This kills any bacteria. Remove from heat and strain with a wire strainer and spatula. Rinse out your blender and puree again. Now strain it again. Add the juice of 8 limes and 1 lemon. Add the honey. Puree and strain one last time. This sauce can be used as a General purpose hot sauce for other foods OR to add more heat to this chili in case you are insane. Throw away the solids.
- Turn off the heat on your chili. Let it stand for 30 minutes, stir it well and serve it in 10 bowls using a ladle. Garnish with the fresh cilantro…
- Prepare to have your mind blown. Now change into a fresh pair of black underwear into which you have placed a heavy duty panty shield. Or simply don a pair of Depends undergarments. This meal is well known for causing incontinence. There is nothing more amusing than a group of adults, wearing diapers and eating Chili..
- Now is a good time to apply a preventative coating of preparation H on your nether regions. NOW WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS 3 TIMES. apply hand sanitizer. Everyone needs to have their own tubes of preparation H!!!!
- When your bowl of chili has cooled enough to eat… Consume it slowly, savoring the exotic flavors and textures. Feel your taste buds explode in ecstatic bliss as you eat. This meal goes great with cold beer or pina coladas. Make sure u have a cry towel handy.
- Ready to serve and ENJOY!
It was one afternoon when I was playing with my mates in school when I realised some blood stains in my underwear. Because I did not know anything about menstruation, I was seriously traumatized". I remember seeing blood stains in my underwear and panicking. At first, I thought that I would just tell my mom when she came back two days later. Soon, I realised the blood flow would only increase.
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